Ah Beng - NEW STUFF

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a
message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will
be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for
complement."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told
his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Written By BigBro

Dato oh Dato...kenapa engkau muda?

assalamualaikum...
muda-muda dah 'Dato'…bertuah badan le korang semua. bukanle tujuan saya nak kata mereka ni tak sepatutnya dapat anugerah gelaran 'Dato' tu cuma kekadang rasa janggal bila muda-muda cam diorang tu dah jadi Dato dan pulak hanya disebabkan 'perjuangan' yg sekali dua, yg bukannya melibatkan perkara-perkara yg ada kena mengena dengan 'hidup dan mati'.
bukan juga saya nak mengatakan tiadanya peri pentingnya perjuangan mereka itu...memang ianya juga untuk negara tapi berapa pula 'imbuhan' yg mereka dapat hasil daripadanya? itu yg kadang-kadang terfikirkan oleh saya akan Kanang anak Langkau yg ada pingat tertinggi Angkatan Tentera (yg sama dimiliki oleh yg Dipertuan Agong). beliau hampir 'terkorban'. hampir hilang nyawa. sebegitu besar dan tak ternilainya 'perjuangan' beliau pada negara, hanya akhir-akhir ini sahaja barulah kerajaan nak berikan gelaran Dato tu pada beliau. tapi tak mahu pulak beliau menerimanya. atas dasar beliau akan menyebabkan gelaran Dato tu rosak nilai. jatuh 'kualiti'. sebab beliau miskin, tak tahu nak bergaya...tak tahu nak pakai kot dan tak berkedudukan. beliau yg pada saya memang dah tentu berhak akan gelaran Dato tu masih menolaknya. atas perinsip inilah...lagi sekali kita patut 'tabik spring' pada beliau...yeeela...beliau pun tahu kat mana sepatutnya gelaran Dato tu perlu 'diletakkan'. camna pun kepada yg muda-muda dah jadi Dato tu....pandai-pandailah 'menjaganya'. pikirkanle orang-orang seperti Kanang tadi sebelum nak lakukan sesuatu yg mungkin akan menjatuhkan nilai Dato korang tu. janganle pula bila tetiba ada orang terpanggil nama korang tanpa menyebut Dato maka korang pun malas nak layan. memangle Dato tu menjadikan korang sedikit 'lebih' dari orang kebanyakkan tapi itu hanyalah dari segi 'penghormatan negara' je tapi dari aspek kemanusiaan maka ia tak menjadikan korang 'super human'. taraf kemanusiaan korang sama je dengan manusia lain. korang memang dihormati tapi korang juga perlu menghormati..........wallahualam.

Written By:BigBro

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Selamat datang ke pekanmedan.blogspot.com. Untuk kengkawan aku (x smksm, Seri Medan, Batu Pahat) walau dimana jua anda berada korang boleh la chat kat sini. Aku harap korang happy selalu.Blog ni akan diupgrade dari masa ke semasa. Blog ni aku buat sehari je. So inilah hasilnya setakat untuk chatting jek :) Kalau ader ape-ape idea boleh la mail kat aku doyok73@yahoo.com .
"Happy Chatting"