Kisah kesusahan yg benar

Kisah benar... .bacelahh sampai habisss... .

Beberapa tahun lepas Ramli jumpa seorang janda bernama Ramlah yang mempunyai anak dara bernama Jamilah.
Ramli berkahwin dengan Ramlah danJamilah adalah anak tiri Ramli.
Selepas itu bapa kepada Ramli, Jamrud berkahwin dengan anak tiri Ramli, Jamilah.
Ini membuatkan Jamilah, mak tiri kepada Ramli yang sebelum ini anak tirinya.
Jadi ayah Ramli, Jamrud adalah anak tiri Ramli dan memjadikan Ramlah sebagai Mak Mertua kepada Bapak Mertuanya.

selang beberapa bulan kemudian.,......

Jamilah anak kepada isteri Ramli, Ramlah melahirkan anak lelaki, Jarul.
Jadi Jarul dalah adik kepada Ramli.
Tetapi Jarul adalah anak kepada Jamilah, anak kepada isteri Ramli, Ramlah.
Menjadikan Jarul adalah cucu kepada isteri Ramli, Ramlah.
Sekaligus menjadikan Ramli datuk kepada Jarul, adiknya.

Itu tak seberapa lagi....

Selepas itu, Ramli dan Ramlah mendapat anak bernama Jayzee.
Sekarang Jamilah, anak tiri Ramli dan juga Mak mertua Ramli menjadi kakak dan juga nenek kepada Jayzee.
Jadi ayah Ramli, Jamrud menjadi abang ipar kepada anak Ramli yang mana kakak ipar Jayzee adalah isteri kepada ayah Ramli,
Jadi sekarang, Ramli adalah abang ipar kepada emak mertuanya, isteri Ramli, Ramlah adalah makcik kepada anaknya sendiri, Jamilah... Anak Ramli, Jarul adalah sepupu kepada ayah Ramli, Jamrud dan Ramli adalah datuk kepada dirinya sendiri...

muahahahahahahahhahaha... .isk isk isk... .. nennooo nennooo..neenooo..nenoooo.. phewiiittttt tebabooooooooooo.. aku pening... .... aku sindirik naik fening menterjemahkan semua nih..bengang sehhh... !!

moral: bukanya susah nak jadi senang dan bukanya susah nak jd susah. Tepuk dada tanya akal

Kisah Kasih Suami Pada Isteri
Pak Mat adalah seorang penduduk sebuah kampung Selatan Malaysia. Pada pertengahan bulan Mei yang lalu isterinya yang bernama Maznah telah meninggal dunia kerana diserang penyakit jantung.

Pak Mat yang berusia menjangkau empat puluhan (dalam 35thn lah) telah diperhatikan oleh jiran-jirannya agak luar biasa semenjak kematian isterinya. Beliau akan pergi ke kubur isterinya sebanyak tiga kali (3x oooo...) sehari. Pak Mat pergi pada waktu pagi, tengah hari dan petang untuk menyiram kubur isterinya (kalau tak hujan da...) lebih dari dua minggu secara berterusan. Ada setengah dari jiran dan penduduk tempatan beranggapan Pak Mat begitu cintakan isterinya.

Pada suatu hari salah seorang saudaranya yang terdekat telah betanya, "Aku ndilok Pak Mat ki sayang mbanget karo bojomu nyampek sanggup nyang kubor mbendino, telong kali sedino pulak ea kue. Pak Mat mboco opo mbendino nyang kuboran. lek aku mbohlah...". Pak Mat menjawab, "saktenane saurong bojo ku ninggal dae eneng ngomong kare aku....lek arep kawin meneh lepas dae ninggal tunggulah suket neng kuburan ne tukul (tuoh) ndisek, pasal kue aku mbendino nyang kuburan ne, mbojo winih suket kare nyiram kuburan ne gen endang tukul (tuoh) suket te......"

Ah Beng - NEW STUFF

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a
message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
"My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"

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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will
be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for
complement."

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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"

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Ah Beng told
his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."

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A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not
in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM

Written By BigBro